It's just something that I've been realizing lately (I find it odd when one of these guys gets into a fight during...The Honorary Title). It could be that they have been there all along and I've only recently noticed. Who knows. But at every single show I have been at lately, there has been an increasing amount of guys with their pop collared shirts, bad haircuts, alcoholism, and bro-ness in general.
Incase you are terrible at distinguishing a "bro" based on looks, just look for the guy grinding on his bleached blonde/over-tanned girlfriend, playing intense air bass, acting like a douchebag, and holding his bro drink (more than likely a beer or a cup of Jäger) in the air for the entire set. If you spot one of these guys at your next show (granted you aren't seeing Hinder), please do not approach them. Keep your distance, quickly find the nearest bottle of hair gel, and lure him out.
Currently listening: Vedera- "Desire on Repeat"

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